a black man jumps in a pool.

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i like cats

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Miley Cyrus.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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