a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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sexual intercourse.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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