- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Jews...

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

4 is half the number 8 is.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

You copy and paster!

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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