Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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