Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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