What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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