I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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