- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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