What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Fags are gay.

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