what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Penis.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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The Bible

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Anti Joke

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