- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

^that joke's not funny

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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