- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Mexicans are like waffles

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

A baby seal walks into a club.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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