What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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