What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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I'm hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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