What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

call of duty world at war

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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