Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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call of duty world at war

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Dont look at me.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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