Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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