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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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