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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Are you a tree? No.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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