- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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