- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

So you there Red?

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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