Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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