What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Fat people.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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