1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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