I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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So you there Red?

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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