What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +63

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +33

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

thumb_up thumb_down +25

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops