Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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