Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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