Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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if you read this you are gay

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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