Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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