- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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