- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Where is my tractor?

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

Tim tebow is the anti christ

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