why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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am i invited to party? no

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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