A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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SNAPPLE!

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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im gay because im gay

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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