- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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