What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Sarah Palin

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Women's rights.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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hi, im sober.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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