So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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SNAPPLE!

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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???????????? WTF?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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