A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Women's rights.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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