A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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LIKE THIS!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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