What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Arron Glass

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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