Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Punch line.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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pubic lice.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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im gay because im gay

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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