What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Justin Bieber.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Got milk? No.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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