Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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