Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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