How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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