How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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hi, im sober.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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