how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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this site is funny.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

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