- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

hi hi strager danger

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

smug face >:}

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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