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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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