Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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