how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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