hi hi strager danger

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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this site is funny.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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