Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Dylan Eichas

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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poop.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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