What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Invisible Television.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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