How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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i was molested.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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hi hi strager danger

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Invisible Television.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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this site is funny.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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