- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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