Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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smug face >:}

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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poop.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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japan4.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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