Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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