A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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