What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What?

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Sonic

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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I've got a boner

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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