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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

I've got a boner

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

A seal walks into a club...

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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