Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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