What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Boom.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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poop.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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