What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Lacrosse

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Anti Joke

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