Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Invisible Television.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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