Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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