What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Arron Glass

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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