What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Justin Bieber.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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