A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Ted Haggard.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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whats forever alone me

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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