Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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