What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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