why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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