whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Where is my tractor?

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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