There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Arron Glass

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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