What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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