Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Womens rights

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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