- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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