what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Women's rights.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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