Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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hi, im sober.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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