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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

whats forever alone me

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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