What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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