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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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