- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Invisible Television.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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