- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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