When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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smug face >:}

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Ted Haggard.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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japan4.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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