A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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