What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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my bubbles!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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