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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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whats annoying and black? black people

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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