Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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