Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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a Jew had a small nose

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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