Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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