Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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someone called a frog a frog

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whats annoying and black? black people

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