- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Gale swallows.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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