Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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FIRE!!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Anti Joke

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