Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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America Votes

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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