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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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