- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gale swallows.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Dick Chaney

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What rhymes with you? You.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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