- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Sarah Palin

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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