i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Women's Rights

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Yee

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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