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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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