What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Dylan Eichas

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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