a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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