- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Invisible Television.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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