why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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am i invited to party? no

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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