- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

whats forever alone me

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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