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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Womens rights

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

2+2= 478

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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