A hayride would be fun.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Hi my name is Bob

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